Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

This week, the conflict against the Animamates reaches a new level as Sailor Lead Crow succeeds in capturing the True Star Seed! Can the Sailor Senshi and the Sailor Starlights defeat their enemy or will the galaxy belong to Galaxia?

In this episode, we discuss the history of geisha, jokyu or cafe girls, and maid cafes in Japan. We also talk about calligraphic co-dependency, Rule 34 Patterns, Bee Family, singing drummers, Moby Dicking, pink balls, segregating girls and kids, colon hats, eating okra, being very serious, Scott Stapping, Little Rorschach, Sailor Lead Spaghetti, geisha podcasts, courtesan Vaudeville, Tokyo Vice Cops, hero juice, and we're sorry, Women!

In Soviet Russia, rod swallow you!

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